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Read the jokes and complete the sentences with the correct forms of the verbs in brackets. The Talk of the Friends The friends John and Jack met at the entrance of the restaurant. John: Look, Jack, your sweetheart is sitting over there! Why not go and sit next to her? Jack: You see, I’d like to but I have the feeling that she has not paid her bill yet. The Talk of the Brothers — What are you doing now, Jack? — I am doing my home work. — And what did you do half an hour ago? — I learned English. And maybe you want to know what I’ll be doing in another half an hour, Tom? — Yes, Jack, what will you be doing? — I will be beating you if you don’t stop asking me silly questions. A Sleeping Man A conductor on a tram saw a young man sitting with his eyes closed. He came up to the man and said, “Wake up!” The young man opened his eyes and answered quietly, “Why, I wasn’t asleep”. “Not asleep?” asked the astonished conductor, “Why do you have your eyes closed, then?” “I just hate looking at the ladies standing in a crowded car”, said the young man.